Simple Measure

This is the short version:

By using this site, you agree to these Terms and Conditions. Basically, they say that we’re not liable if you follow our recipes or take our advice and it doesn’t work out. And you can’t copy and/or reproduce our site’s content in any form, by any method, without our permission. This means you and your bots, spammers.

Please keep reading to learn more.

IMPORTANT! THIS IS A LEGALLY BINDING AGREEMENT. SO PLEASE READ IT CAREFULLY. BY USING THIS WEBSITE, YOU ARE AGREEING TO ABIDE BY AND BE BOUND TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OUTLINED IN THIS DOCUMENT.
HERE WE GO…

1. Agreement. These Terms and Conditions represent a legally-binding agreement between you (the “User”) and the Publishers of SimpleMeasure.com (the “Publishers”).

2. Copyright. All content and information provided on this website is © Simple Measure unless otherwise noted. No license to any trademarks, service marks, or other copyrighted information is granted to or conferred upon you. You have been warned.

3. Limitation of liability. This website is provided “as is”, without warranty, either expressed, implied, or statutory. Use of this website and/or the information contained herein is solely at your own risk.

4. Your privacy. By using this site, you agree to the terms of our privacy policy. Please read this privacy policy for more information.

5. Use of materials. You may not copy, archive, transmit, or reproduce any of the material on this website without the express written permission of the Publishers. This applies to both intentional copying, archiving, transmission, and reproduction, as well as automated copying, archiving, transmission, and reproduction by software or any other means. Any violation of this condition is subject to criminal and civil penalties under any and all applicable laws.

6. Use of site. You may not make use of this site for any reason that is in violation of local, state, or federal law. Furthermore, you may not make use of this site for any reason that could be considered malicious. Your use of this site is solely at the discretion of the Publishers.

7. Comments and submitted materials. All comments and submitted remain the property of the original author. However, the Publishers retain the right to copy, archive, reproduce, and otherwise make use of any comments or submitted materials for any reason. All comments and submitted materials are subject the approval of the Publishers, and may be removed from this site at any time without notice or explanation.

8. Links to third-party sites. This site may contain links to third-party sites. These links do not represent an endorsement by the Publishers. The Publishers are not liable for the content of any third-party site, nor are the Publishers liable for any damages resulting from the use of any third-party site.

9. Severability. All the terms of this agreement are intended to be severable. The finding of one or more terms of this agreement to be invalid or illegal shall not render the other terms invalid or illegal, nor shall such a finding discharge the User’s obligations to abide by this agreement.

10. Governing law. All disputes arising out of or in regard to this site shall be governed by, construed, and enforced in accordance with the laws of the state of Illinois.

11. Updates and changes to this policy. The Publishers reserve the right to make updates and changes to these Terms and Conditions at any time and for any reason. An updated copy of these Terms and Conditions will be kept posted and clearly accessible from this website at all times.

Got all that? Good.